"Stop looking at the walls, look out the window."
- Karl Pilkington
"The truth is, new furniture or a better house will never really satisfy - they will just set new, higher standards for what is acceptable to us for our comfort and contentment. When you take care of w..."
- Melissa Michaels
"Our home tells a story about us, so we may as well take the opportunity to make it a stylish one."
- Deborah Needleman
"Hell was grey. Dim and lifeless... I felt numb and in pain at the same time and that was not supposed to happen in heaven. But you would think that with all the queers they had sent here since time be..."
- J.M. Redmann
"Your like Martha Stewart on crack,” my neighbor shouted as I stuck another cardinal in with the daisies."
- Debby Bull