"That's it, cupcake. You're going down."
- Rick Riordan
"I was coming down off the last painkiller left in my dresser drawer after Autumn tossed my stash. In that moment I was so groggy and happy I would have accepted a date with Oscar the Grouch - and plan..."
- Rachel Cohn
"You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.''Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own f..."
- Robyn Schneider
"I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix."
- Sarah Ockler
"Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake."
- Joss Stirling