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"I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants."

"Success=Assinchair"

"I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment."

"...big, strapping macho guys were like liquid diets--they were great for emergencies, but she wouldn't want to be on one all the time."

"Says here there's a reward," Mr. Hooks said.Tallie blinked, then remembered Keith had added that tidbit for incentive. She opened her purse and scrutinized the contents of her slim wallet--twelve doll..."

"In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it’s fight or flight. With Tommy it’s always fright and flight."

"DEMETRIUSRelent, sweet Hermia: and, Lysander, yieldThy crazed title to my certain right.LYSANDERYou have her father's love, Demetrius;Let me have Hermia's: do you marry him."

"QUINCEFrancis Flute, the bellows-mender.FLUTEHere, Peter Quince.QUINCEFlute, you must take Thisby on you.FLUTEWhat is Thisby? a wandering knight?QUINCEIt is the lady that Pyramus must love.FLUTENay, f..."

"You got a gun, you don't have to work out."

"What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows."