"There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)"
- D.J. MacHale
"A red nose is the clown's mask and my moustache is mine."
- Nuno Roque
"Statesmen are grocers, ambitious clowns."
- Dejan Stojanovic
"A clown needn't be the same out of the ring as he has to be when he's in it. If you look at photographs of clowns when they're just being ordinary men, they've got quite sad faces."
- Enid Blyton
"Life is a great big beautiful three-ring circus. There are those on the floor making their lives among the heads of lions and hoops of fire, and those in the stands, complacent and wowed, their mouths..."
- Christopher Hawke
"Death's gruesome face taunts:soulless eyes, crimson grimace.I really hate clowns."
- Katherine Applegate
"With apologies to Judy Garland and Cole Porter, all the world does NOT love a clown. John Wayne Gacy might have been the final nail in the coffin in terms of anyone associating clowns with funny (if a..."
- Christopher Lombardo
"When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns."
- Brian South
"I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?"
"If you bake a cupcake, the world has one more cupcake. If you become a circus clown, the world has one more squirt of seltzer down someone's pants. But if you win an Olympic gold medal, the world will..."
- Steven E. Landsburg