"Chinese food in Texas is the best Chinese food in the United States except Boston."
- John Updike
"You were abducted by space aliens. Of course you want egg rolls."
- Thomm Quackenbush
"The Chinese food arrives. Delicious saliva fills his mouth. He really hasn't had any since Texas. He loves this food that contains no disgusting proofs of slain animals, a bloody slab of cow haunch, a..."