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"Youir're doing this wrong."

- Will Advise

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"What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours."

- Ana Claudia Antunes

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"Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not."

- Will Advise

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"She deigned to asked me how ice queens reproduce. I grinned, and her mother looked horrified.“We procreate by way of ice cubes, of course. We put them in our nests and let them incubate for the period..."

- Michelle Franklin

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