"Living on the edge - that's what I feel like when I don't know what my bowels are going to do next."
- Jane Wilson-Howarth
"Happiness depends on sound sleep, orderly bowels and regular meals."
- Matthew Fort
"I have a special pair of poop shoes under my desk. Whenever I need to drop a deuce, I slip them on and scurry to the restroom, and no one ever knows it's me. Like, if I'm wearing Louboutins that day, ..."
- Oprah Winfrey