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"Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought."

- E.A. Bucchianeri

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"Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body."

- Beth Fantaskey

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"I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?"

- Vera Nazarian

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"Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful if you're a bloodsucker."

- Kohta Hirano

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