"At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control"
- Josh Stern
"I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder."
- John Scalzi
"There are few moments of clarity more profound than those that follow the emptying of an overcharged bladder. The world slows down, the focus sharpens, the brain comes back on line. Huge nebulous diff..."
- Tom Holt
"The fundamental difference between books and movies is that the length of a book does not depend upon the capacity of the human bladder."
- Ashwin Sanghi