"Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish."
"Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet."
"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."
"When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene."
"There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive."
"Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate."
"There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children."
"Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead."
"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."