"We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people."
"We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy."
"Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl."
"Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection."
"Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out."
"Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder."
"Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince."
"The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess."
"Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore."