"Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?"
- Quentin Crisp
"Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are."
"If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style."
"My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it."
"Charisma is the ability to influence without logic."
"The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another."
"The idea that He would take his attention away from the universe in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds is just so unlikely I can't go along with it."