"That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said."How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked."Considerably less cool," Puck replied."
- Michael Buckley
"By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said."
"And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?"
"..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different"
"When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?"
"Are you familiar with that play?In fact, we're almost living it!"
"I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, an..."
"I didn't do it,' he insisted.'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked.'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?"
"If you want to be happy you have to work to make it happen. You can't just wish for it and you can't put it in the hands of other people."
"What's the big idea?" Sabrina demanded. "I declared war on you, remember?" Puck said. Sabrina rolled her eyes. "Is this another one of your stupid pranks?" Puck sniffed. "You have contaminated me with..."