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"A kiss? A fucking kiss got me tortured to within the last inch of sanity? Maybe you could have laid out the rules for messing around with you? You know, before I did that?" (Arik to Limos)"

- Larissa Ione

kiss

"Yes", she said her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's exactly what I'm saying, in fact let's try sex again." She leaped to her feet and torn open her jeans. "Maybe my magic vagina will cure you of a..."

- Larissa Ione

humorsarcasm

"She trailed her fingers along the book spines as she wandered around the room. “My father thinks reading is a waste of time.” Hunter thought her father was a waste of space."

- Larissa Ione

booksreadingironyhilarity

"That's my girl," he murmured."I'm not your girl.""Well," he said not bothering to hide his smile from her sightless eyes, "the good news is that the honey gave you back your sparkling personality.""An..."

- Larissa Ione

humorangelssnarkbanteringbaaabies

"Fine,” he said. “You’re right. We’re not normal. We’re the most fucked-up, star-crossed lovers in history. So let’s not play nice."

- Larissa Ione

loveangelsstar-crossed

"Wraith snorted. "Cowards. Seriously. Who brings a gun to a knife fight? That's cheating.""You don't have a gun?" Kynan asked.Wraith made a face of digust. "It's not very sporting to shoot people.""So ..."

- Larissa Ione

humorfightinggunsdemonicaweaponrywraithknives

"I've got a mind to turn you over my knee and spank the spoiled hell out of you"

- Larissa Ione

bdsmsexy-menspanking

"Horseman. I know you were born back when women were thought of as little more than brood mares and slaves, but it's the twenty-first century, and we can do anything a man does."

- Larissa Ione

humorfeminist
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