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"I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe."

- John Sandford

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"They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident."

- John Sandford

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"You've got pretty good taste." She pulled out a suit, looked at it, put it back, pulled out another. "I can remember, you always wore good suits, good-looking suits, even before you were rich.""I like..."

- John Sandford

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"You've got pretty good taste." She pulled out a suit, looked at it, put it back, pulled out another. "I can remember, you always wore good suits, good-looking suits, even before you were rich.""I like..."

- John Sandford

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"Everything we're doing is freakin' iffy. That's what makes it so much fun."

- John Sandford

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"Everyone should have a hippie painter anarchist in their lives. It's the guys in silvered aviators with guns that you've got to be wary of."

- John Sandford

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