"This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the chest, but with an empty room, a crisp white bed, silence."
- Jacob M. Appel
"Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls, each one of your trying to squeeze yourself smaller to fit inside the hopes of the other, unt..."
"Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner."
"I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing...."
"Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one person with whom you share the same internal chronom..."
"The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop."
"Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date."
"If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises...."
"The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him."
"Starshine’s greatest challenge is deciding whether a woman is too young to soothe or too old to shame. Handling the men is much easier. They may feign interest in figures and photos, but their underly..."