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"Are you coming back to campus or you sticking around here with the prick?"

- Holly Hood

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"It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog."

- Holly Hood

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"It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man."

- Holly Hood

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"The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward."

- Holly Hood

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"Nona needs a very dry martini."

- Holly Hood

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"I thanked the lucky stars for my great metabolism, because Karsen had showed me pictures of her mom once and it was scary the transformation she underwent after popping three kids out. She went from a..."

- Holly Hood

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"I rolled my eyes, trying to keep my eyes off his body, just the sight of his abs or arms was enough to make me want to get naked and let Carlo take over anything he wanted."

- Holly Hood

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"Nona I don't think your allowed to smoke in here.Nona exhaled a large cloud of smoke.Nona keeps their lights on. A little smoke won't hurt them."

- Holly Hood

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"Well, just get used to it, because you're a long ways away from Kansas, my dear. She actually started singing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" as she traipsed to the counter."

- Holly Hood

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"I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough for me."

- Holly Hood

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