"You know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head.“Because they end too early,” she continues. “They always end right at the kiss. You never have to see all the bullshit that comes later...."
- Hank Moody
"Good morning, Hell-A. In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day you’re dreaming, the next, your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times. If only someone had to..."
"When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons."
"The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divo..."
"That was not sex. That was naked poetry."
"I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit."
"Get it in while you can. It'll all be gone soon enough."
"She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation."