"That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He braked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside."
- H.M. Ward
"I wanted to hate you, but I just couldn't."
"There were many ways to lie without saying something that wasn't true. I was learning that the hard way."
"You are who you are. Deal with it."
"No matter what you do, you are that girl. It's how you become that girl that matters."
"... I've run out of options. Stay with the lying psycho or work for the other lying psycho."
"Sometimes things don't work out and the reason has nothing to do with you, or how good you are."
"Everything I touch dies in my hand and the same thing's happening to you. You were vibrant when I met you, and now I've blanched the color from your cheeks and caused you nothing but pain."
"You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells."
"There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something."