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"Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington."

- Gini Koch

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"I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest gun handler on..."

- Gini Koch

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"Superfast beings shouldn't piss off the comics geek-girl."

- Gini Koch

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" And like a good neighbor, Alpha Centauri is there.”Touched by an Alien"

- Gini Koch

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"Do I really run like that?" (Kitty)"Yup," Martini confirmed. "Don't worry, I think it's sexy.""Thank God. I think I look like a cheetah on drugs."

- Gini Koch

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"Kitty, do you have the bottle?" "In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here." "I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was ba..."

- Gini Koch

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"What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?""Over my dead body.""Could be, Tim, could be."

- Gini Koch

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"You ever flown something before?" (Christopher)"I hold the highest score at A.S.U. for Star Wars: Starfighter." (Kitty)"I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I'm going to regret this." (Christopher..."

- Gini Koch

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"I was on the floor. "Um, a little help?" Christopher put his hand down. Martini cleared his throat and Christopher's hand retracted. "I can handle it, thanks." "There's nothing amorous about pulling s..."

- Gini Koch

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"We lifted up and then bobbed."Back! Pull it back!" (Christopher)"It's hard." (Kitty)"The ground is harder!" (Christopher)"

- Gini Koch

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