"Everybody dies. Including your messiahs. And gods."
- Fakeer Ishavardas
"You be good. That's your business. The rest, leave to God. That's his business."
"My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?"
"First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit."
"Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are."
"I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free."
"If you do not grasp, intellectually or spiritually, the 'One' in All, you would've lived and died as your former self - ape, et all."
"Do it or not, but do."
"Be the person you would want to be friends with."
"Humour sustains us during failure; more so after success, when we're prone to fail that much more, daring abyss, pumped up with success."