"Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee"Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?"Seamus: "Yes"Cara: "Do you like sex?"Seamus: "Yeees"Cara: "Then take a f**..."
- Erin McCarthy
"I mean, it's okay if you're the one with the low sex drive. We'll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that."
"Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she'd been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki's wedding, and forming a placenta."
"Once upon a time she had liked to dance. When she had been about the same age as the little brunette out there who kept lifting her dress up over her head. Now that was living. Just lift your dress if..."
"Literature wasn’t intended to be about perfect people, it was about flaws, very real and very deep human flaws."
"But the truth is, I want to be some woman's work boots, not her high heels.""Work boots?" What was sexy about that? And did women have work boots?"Yeah. You know, the boots she pulls out when she want..."
"You need to decide whether you're willing to risk being hurt, plain and simple. You can go for it and have a wonderful relationship. Or you might go for it and crash and burn brilliantly. It's up to y..."
"Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn’t asked for and weren’t expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you."
"He was a glass half full kind of person and she was...what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes."
"How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does."