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"And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass."

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"I look at the hundreds of algebra problems facing me in the next three days.And here I thought I’d figured out the equation to my happiness."

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"I wouldn’t change a thingBecause all those things led me tothis placeAnd to you"

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"I remembered reading somewhere that if you smile at something, it automatically makes you happier."

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"I’m an idiot for thinking that one performance would change anything.Maybe I should stop writing songs and start writing fiction."

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"Because sometimes silence speaks much louder than words possibly could."

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"So …” Jack clears his throat. “We …”Is Jack Coombs at a loss for words? I guess we don’t have to worry about the performance since the world is clearly going to end."

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"It was pretty cool to have someone around here who didn't like the same things as everybody else."

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"If you don't have any feelings for Will Darcy, why are you blushing and fixing your hair?"

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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"Secrets only ended up hurting other people."

- Elizabeth Eulberg

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