"Oh sure, everyone else charges monsters and it's brave, I do it once and I'm a madman."
- Drew Hayes
"Bandit or demon, human or beast, none of it made any difference. The bandits had made this a situation of predators and prey. Only living mattered. Everything else was nothing more than an afterthough..."
"I'm working on the future, instead of being caught up in where I am today. - Roy Daniels"
"I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an e..."
"Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long."
"You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters."
"Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back the f..."
"Ivan, task handled, lowered his hand, pausing only to pop his knuckles. He turned to face his apprentice. He cleared his throat, and took one quick glance over his shoulder where the angry giant robot..."
"Look, I’ll tell you what I do, but you won’t believe me.” … “Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is somewhat more receptive than it might normally be.” “Well then, here’s the deal,” ..."
"Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?,” I asked, dumbfounded."