"Where are you going?""Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do.""Why did you pause?'"I'm sorry?""You paused. You have 'some... things to do.'"No reason, I just--""You're up to something.""No-..."
- Derek Landy
"Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.''Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're ..."
"You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?"
"You look angry," he said."You put me on hold.""For a very good reason.""You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold."
"Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to."
"If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine."
"Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for destruction. The urge to hurt, maim, kill. It’s quite a thing, to experience that urge, to let it wash o..."
"Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER dat..."
"Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be."
"I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering."