"I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching dinosaurs."- Atomic Robo"
- Brian Clevinger
"... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation."
"If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe."
"Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?"
"It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say."
"The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean."
"Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy."
"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has..."
"We know the thing is four months away. Technically, it's already there and we're four months away."