"I wish my nose would blow me for once."
- Brian Celio
"History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking a trip of three steps (with one glide) down the chronicle to trap a slick, sibilant character..."
"As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone."
"Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex wi..."
"When I left high school with my diploma, it felt like I was holding a key that would unlock the door to a better world. Every teacher I passed on my way down to the parking lot—the ones who suspended ..."
"What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found? "
"Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live."
"I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?"
"Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both."
"I'll take a redrum with a rellik please."