"Hope is like a balloon. It seems like it swells up just so someone else can pop it in your face."
- Betsy Schow
"You never know what you're gonna find when you look under those covers - grandma or the wolf."
"Snark is a fabulous defense mechanism."
"Dear Grimm, we’re not in Emerald anymore.” I started to hyperventilate.Rexi remained sprawled on her back. She barely opened an eye at my hysterics. “Duh."
"First, I spit out a mouthful of dirt. Then, I screamed at the sky. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Everything is trying to kill me! All I did was make one stupid wish. Aladdin made three. I’m the hero of thi..."