"The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexpli..."
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some i..."
"The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Don't Panic."
"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."