"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
- Scott Adams
"There's always a moment when you start to fall out of love, whether it's with a person or an idea or a cause, even if it's one you only narrate to yourself years after the event: a tiny thing, a wrong..."
- Douglas Adams
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."
"This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works."
"All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others."
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
"Life... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast."
"Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."