"When you see a lion tearing apart a zebra, what sort of divine order you see there? What we see there is nothing but savagery, injustice and chaos, in short, we see a primitive disorder, we see an evo..."
- Mehmet Murat ildan
"If black and white are too different and separate calories zebras wouldn't have both."
- Mohamed Nur Hashi
"Terrorists are like zebras; those having more white stripes than black are good terrorists,those with more black stripes than white are bad ones."
- Shahid Hussain Raja
"I'm more of a sprinter than a marathoner when it comes to many aspects of life. For example, when I'm running. Over short distances--up to two yards--I can run faster than cheap panty hose on an itchy..."
- Scott Adams