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"A bird is safe in its nest - but that is not what its wings are made for."

"Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change"

"Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards"

"If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string"

"People who have a religion should be glad, for not everyone has the gift of believing in heavenly things. You don't necessarily even have to be afraid of punishment after death; purgatory, hell, and h..."

"How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows"

"Usually, if you think something's wrong, it probably is..."

"God, listen to the absurdity within us and raise us from the illusion!"

"I criticize by creation, not by finding fault."

"I would rather carry around a plastic bag with five thousand Euro inside, than carry around a Louis Vuitton/Gucci/Prada bag with only one hundred Euro inside!"