"Don't believe a man will give you the world if he doesn't even buy you flowers."
- Matshona Dhliwayo
"A bird cannot love freely when caged."
"Birds build nests because they cannot fly forever."
"Be the spouse you wish to have."
"It is not the size of the ring, but the size of the love."
"Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right."
"She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner."
"A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat."
"My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over."
"If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man."