"I’m talking to you in bed at one in the morning. How mad can I be?”I picture him there, in what, flannel pajamas? Underwear? Nothing at all?"
- Jeannine Garsee
"Nothing is ever free even a torn and worn underwear."
- M.F. Moonzajer
"Victorian rigidities were such that ladies were not even allowed to blow out candles in mixed company, as that required them to pucker their lips suggestively. They could not say that they were going ..."
- Bill Bryson
"People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"She thought of the things that lovely young women usually think about when they are relaxing in treetops and unhampered by underwear."
- Tom Robbins
"I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt."
- Si Robertson