"Really, it was my fickleness, I sometimes think, that they found unendurable. If I had restricted myself to only one of their sweet girls, and married her, and chewed her neck in private, I suppose I ..."
- Fred Saberhagen
"Did you ask people to crime scenes on dates?"
- Maureen Johnson
"Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with your dog, talk to it all the time."
- George Mikes
"The English have a proverb, 'Conscience makes cowboys of us all'."
- Saki