"It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly."
- Terry Pratchett
"Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it's okay."
"Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe. It was nothing personal; they weren’t actually rude about it. Gods were a visible part of narrativ..."
"That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart."
"Mind you,” said Ponder, “the universe does have a rhythm. Day and night, light and dark, life and death—” “Chicken soup and croutons,” said Ridcully. "Well, not evert metaphor bears close examination"..."