"You moved my head so that it was lying in your lap. "Keep your eyes open," you said. "Stay with me."I tried. It felt like I was using every muscle in my face. But I did it. I saw you from upside down,..."
- Lucy Christopher
"Since when has bringing stolen money to churches for Pastor’s blessings become a Nigerian norm?"
- Sunday Adelaja
"I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation."
- Will Advise
"If I did sales - my technique would be to hand-seal each deal with gourmet omelets, by Jarod Kintz's secret invisible recipe that I stole."
"If you're heartless, try not to steal someone else's"
- A.M.M Alusi