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"When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine."

"For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood."

"When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell."

"Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?"

"When Geoffrey was away, the goat often took himself off. He had soon got the goats at Granny’s cottage doing his bidding, and Nanny Ogg said once that she had seen what she called ‘that devil goat’ si..."

"How crazy it would be if the moon did spin and the earth stood still and the sun went dim!How absolutely ludicrous if snakes could walk and kids could fly and mimes did talk!How silly it would be if t..."

"Just remember, we're all in this alone."

"Can I quote myself...? Oh wait, I think I just did."

"Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is because you are stupid"

"..., and sometimes there's just no point in arguing with him. "Yeah, okay 'me, Jeff, and Evan, sitting in a tree...'"Chris claps his hands triumphantly. "That's right, baby!" Than a more serious expre..."