"Perhaps this is why not one of 800 sexologists attending a conference raised a hand when asked if they would trust a thin rubber sheath to protect them during intercourse with a known HIV-infected per..."
- James C. Dobson
"Be glad that I haven't take out the pen, the rubber and the pencil once taken... all will die."
- Deyth Banger
"She never sent the castle to sleep”, said Granny, “that’s just an old wife’s tale. She just stirred up time a little. It’s not as hard as people think, everyone does it all the time. It’s like rubber,..."
- Terry Pratchett