"Since when do wizards wear robes?" I whispered. "That's falling into every human stereotype ever created." Jeezum. Next thing you knew, they'd be waving around magic wands."The First Elder thought the..."
- Suzanne Johnson
"I didn't dare put down the staff with Etienne popping in and out like a half-burned, bloodsucking whack-a-mole."
"Alex leaned over and treated me to a Rhett Butler kiss, slow and deep but not too sweet. He once told Scarlett something to the effect of how badly she needed kissing, and by someone who knew what he ..."
"I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse."