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"What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me"

- Ana Claudia Antunes

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"You're bloody insane, Karede," Mat said. "Unfortunately, so am I."

- Robert Jordan

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"A beautiful battle is one you don't have to fight"

- Robert Jordan

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