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"It was going to be our job to annoy someone?” “I know—it’s a dream come true!"

- Joel N. Ross

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"After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a"

- Joel N. Ross

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"Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Good,” she said, “because if you fall off a skyscraper, I’ll be so mad at you."

- Joel N. Ross

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"What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion,” she told me."

- Joel N. Ross

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"Keep moving!” “Bea’s arguing with the floor."

- Joel N. Ross

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"We’re alive!” Swedish told her. “I did not see that coming."

- Joel N. Ross

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"You know what to do?” “Wander around,” I said. “Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths."

- Joel N. Ross

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"Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No."

- Joel N. Ross

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"Well, the bad news,” Swedish said from the wheel, “is that Chess still thinks he’s funny.” “What’s the good news?” Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. “That Kodoc dropped a bomb..."

- Joel N. Ross

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"Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there!"

- Joel N. Ross

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