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"... Paris was a city of love for unimaginative folks."

- Lauren Morrill

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"Notice that your judgments of what exists are the same kind of judgments you make about how to live your life. There aren't two kinds of things we do: judge what exists and decide what we want to do a..."

- Eric Kaplan

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"He had no idea about the 'loving deeply' part. Scarlet was the one love he'd had. They'd married the weekend after they'd discovered they both like sangria. He'd thought they were waltzing through lif..."

- Jodi Thomas

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"I'm a terrible person. I should have stayed in college. I should have gone skydiving while I had the chance. I should have gone swimming with dolphins. I should have seen The Spice Girls perform on th..."

- Jillianne Hamilton

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"I had never thought much of genealogy. A lot of wasted time collecting the names of the dead. Then stringing those names, like skulls upon a wire, into an entirely private and thus irrelevant narrativ..."

- Joshua Ferris

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"Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon."

- J.R. Ward

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"Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous."

- Jim Butcher

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"I'm brilliant as well as skilled," he said modestly. "It's a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good looks. But I try to soldier on as best I can."

- Jim Butcher

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"What a situation!' cried Miss Squeers; '...What is the reason that men fall in love with me, whether I like it or not, and desert their chosen intendeds for my sake?' 'Because they can't help it, miss..."

- Charles Dickens

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"I hope the artist who illustrates this work will take care to do justice to his portrait. Mr. Clive himself, let that painter be assured, will not be too well pleased if his countenance and figure do ..."

- William Makepeace Thackeray

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