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"Being a pumpkinhead is great.""Your HEAD is a PUMPKIN."

"Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting."

"That drew a laugh from Jessamy, but he said, after a moment: “You had better flay me. It was my fault—all my fault!”“I was wondering how long it would be before you contrived to convince yourself that..."

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame"

"Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman."

"Kelley. Your name is Kelley, isn't it?" He didn't wait for her confirmation. "Yes. Well. Tell me...that bit just now...was that from Dante's Inferno?"Uh...no," Kelley stammered. Her face felt hot.Real..."

"I thought that one was going to hit me,” I said, watching the disappointed girl stalk off into the crowd. “Being your girlfriend is dangerous.” “What can I say? I’m a magnificent specimen of manhood. ..."

"Give up trying to convince people who you are, instead confuse them. It is a lot more fun!"

"You'll like it less when you hear what they've been building. It's a big raised platform at the end of the square about two metres above the ground, with steps running up to it.''Like a stage?' Erak s..."

"Slaying dragons, melting witches, and banishing demons is all fun and games until someone loses a sidekick—then it’s personal. The bad guy isn’t just the “bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!"