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"Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u.."

"A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and manage the scary times."

"Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it."

"I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact."

"There will come a time in life, when you have to take decisions from your own. Choose wisely.As whatever you choose, will require your “complete time” & “attention”.So you must need to trust yourself,..."

"The itchy reality of these places is that they are no place at all, they are nowhere. There’s a sleeping monster in nowhere, and it is older and bigger than you, it is island-sized, and it has never k..."

"Actually, [Wax] said, we came here because we needed someplace safe to think for a few hours."Ranette: "Your mansion isn't safe?"Wax: "My butler failed to poison me, then tried to shoot me, then set o..."

"Religious ceremonies are of paramount importance in Bali ( an island, don't forget, with seven unpredictable volcanoes on it-you would pray, too)."

"You’d better tell me what you know, toad,” said Tiffany. “Miss Tick isn’t here. I am.”“Another world is colliding with this one,” said the toad. “There. Happy now? That’s what Miss Tick thinks. But it..."

"She's in the club. The hopelessly-outnumbered-and-surrounded-by-monsters club."