"Believe it or not working in libraries is very similar to working on an ambulance or a fire truck. You take care of a lot of homeless people, you sometimes have to clean up things that require latex g..."
- Lori Reed
"Dieting was cruel; it was an abuse of human rights. Yes, that's what it was, and she should not allow herself to be manipulated in this way. She stopped herself. Thinking like that was nothing more th..."
- Alexander McCall Smith
"I'm not a cruel man. I mean, technically I'm not a man at all."
- Erin Bow
"Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence"
- Arthur C. Clarke
"We are naked, but we think we are not; we are wrong, but think we are correct. We are misled but we think we are properly guided. We think we have leaders but in reality we do not. What we have are ty..."
- Nilantha Ilangamuwa
"There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants."
- Ann Coulter
"If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets."
- Terry Pratchett
"Good-humor makes all things tolerable."
- Henry Ward Beecher
"The sunshine of the mind."
- Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
"Good-humor is goodness and wisdom combined."
- Owen Meredith