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"High time he had another tutor,' said Larry. 'You leave the house for five minutes and come back and find him disembowelling Moby Dick on the front porch.' 'I'm sure he didn't mean any harm,' said Mot..."

- Gerald Durrell

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"Dill was in hearty agreement with this plan of action. Dill was becoming something of a trail anyways, following Jem about... He only grew closer to Jem. (Lee 55)"

- Harper Lee

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"I glanced over, he was still looking at me. ''Uh... do you need something?''''No.''''Oh, okay.''''It's just...'' he leaned in, ''...you have an onion ring taped to your back.''''...Excuse me?''''There..."

- Maddie Hample

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"But I didn't. I didn't say anything, if only because I had no idea how to respond to such an overture. If my experience with friends was sparse, what I knew about boys- other than a competitors for gr..."

- Sarah Dessen

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"It was not very long afterwards that Michael woke up one morning with a curious feeling inside him. He knew, the moment he opened his eyes, that something was wrong but he was not quite sure what it w..."

- P.L. Travers

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"Boys are found everywhere- on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to. Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older sisters and brothers tolerated t..."

- Alan Beck

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"A nonhot boy stares at you and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy...well."

- John Green

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"I’m doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health."

- Becca Fitzpatrick

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"Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters. Just consider the many other similarities between the two figures: both of them are red..."

- Sam Logan

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"Nowhere have I ever heard of Satan taking the form of an avuncular hippie. No doubt he could. It just seems inefficient."

- Nick Harkaway

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