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"You know how dey say some people “devour” books? Not in da way ME do! Me REALLY devour books!"

- Mike Pantuso

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"hate school but love school and threat it right so you can be where you love to be all right?"

- Mohlalefi j motsima

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"Please don't ask me to remember things that are going on around me... I have a dozen other lives I do that for every day in my head."

- Jennifer Byars

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"He has the etiquette of a frog"

- J Lea Richardson

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"Wasn't that awesome?" Seth asked.Warren cocked his head, his expression mildly embarrassed. "I'm sorry, Kendra--it was pretty cool.""All boys belong in insane asylums," Kendra said."

- Brandon Mull

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