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"Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?"

"There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse."

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"

"Marrying Gretchen is a good idea, darling; I would enjoy bringing her up. Teaching her to shoot, helping her with her first baby, coaching her in how to handle a knife, working out with her in martial..."

"If a woman had a problem in the 1950's and 1960's, she knew that something must be wrong with her marriage, or with herself. Other women were satisfied with their lives, she thought. What kind of a wo..."

"He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl porn—household tasks!"

"The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it."

"She always said, 'When I'm home, I've got to get things done, even if there are visitors. Elizabeth knows how to relax in her own house.' And then she would shake her head, as if Elizabeth had remarka..."

"Mindful living is an art. You do not have to be a monk or living in a monastery to practice mindfulness. You can practice it anytime, while driving your car or doing housework. Driving in mindfulness ..."

"Growing up, I have discovered over time, is rather like housework: never finished."