"My feet crunched over dry hickory leaves. Wood rangers had stapled up Smokey Bear (“Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires!”) signs along the state roads. One cigarette butt flicked out a passing car windo..."
- Ed Lynskey
"Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore."
- Richard Brautigan
"He stood at the entrance to the kitchen, blocking my path to the front door like the Berlin Wall. -- Least Wanted"
- Debbi Mack
"I've never been a morning person, and if it's one thing I don't need before my first cup of coffee, it's a visit from the cops. But at eight forty-five on a Friday morning, two of them waited for me a..."
"In near panic, I craned my neck to gaze over the cabin’s roofline a bursting fireball."
"Just the night before, a puma’s howl had set a chill at my spine and, man, life didn’t get any richer than that."
"How the Hell is it we go to pick up Jenna Jameson and end up with the fucking chick from those Kill Bill movies?"
- Todd Morr
"Personality is a piece of paper that folds in to conceal different sides and display others, like an Origami"
- Alejandro Colliard
"I let my gaze travel out the picture window. Unlike at my old doublewide trailer perched on the fringe of a played out quarry, here I owned a real yard with real grass that screamed for mowing each Mo..."
"Quote taken from Chapter 1: That's the idea. Listen, Frank, this one is different. She's a keeper." He let that part gel in me. "Get your head screwed on straight and move to Richmond. You hate it liv..."